Suit up and prepare for action — these Marvel puns are ready to assemble! Whether you’re team Iron Man, a web-slinging Spider-Man fan, or just someone who thinks Hulk is smashing, these jokes will make your humor go supernova.
From clever one-liners to laugh-out-loud comic wordplay, this collection of 500+ Marvel puns is perfect for fans, captions, parties, and everyday heroics. So grab your shield, tighten your mask, and get ready for a heroic dose of laughter that’s powerful enough to rival the Infinity Gauntlet itself!
🦸♂️ Avengers Puns
Avengers assemble… the laughter!
That pun deserves a standing Stark.
You’re an Avenger of humor!
Earth’s mightiest giggles unite!
That joke was Infinity-funny.
Thor-tunately, I love this one.
Iron-y never sounded so good.
You’re my favorite Pun-venger.
This team’s got pun power!
I’m marveling at your humor.
Hulk smash… bad vibes!
Cap it off with a good laugh.
I’m feeling a Loki grin coming.
You’re so Vision-ary.
That’s a Widow-level zinger!
Doctor Strange things have happened.
Rocketing into good humor.
We’re pun-stoppable as a team.
That joke’s got Stark contrast!
It’s pun time… assemble!
Avengers: the Mightiest of Mirth.
Keep calm and hammer on.
Spidey senses say: this is hilarious.
Laugh like there’s no Endgame.
You’re Infinity-funny, my friend!
🧲 Iron Man Puns
I’m feeling Tony-stic today!
That’s Iron-credible.
You’re Stark-raving hilarious.
Genius, billionaire, playboy, punthropist!
Keep your humor well-armored.
I’m iron-ing out my punchlines.
Arc-reactor fully charged — for laughter.
Let’s Stark this conversation.
That joke hit with precision!
Wit so strong, it’s magnetic.
Iron-clad friendship never rusts.
That quip was electrifying!
I’m powered by puns, not batteries.
Keep your humor current!
You’re my hero of circuitry.
I’m wired for wit.
Reboot your humor system.
You’re totally Stark-mazing.
I’m riveted to this conversation.
Your jokes are alloy good!
That’s metal-lific.
No need for a recharge — just more puns.
I love you 3000 laughs!
Solder you know, you’re hilarious.
That’s pure Stark brilliance.
🕷️ Spider-Man Puns
With great humor comes great responsibility!
Web you believe this?
That joke stuck with me.
I’m caught in your web of wit.
You’re my friendly neighborhood comedian.
That’s an amazing punchline!
Swinging into the laughterverse.
Don’t bug me, I’m laughing!
You spun that perfectly.
I’m tangled in joy!
Caught in humor’s web again.
You’re web-solutely awesome.
No need for Spidey-sense — it’s hilarious!
That joke really stuck the landing.
Parker your worries — laugh instead!
You’re my main Spidey.
Feeling web-tastic today.
Venom-ous humor detected.
Let’s sling some smiles.
Great power = great punchlines!
Web-come to the funny side.
You’re the ultimate pun-slinger.
That’s Spider-sense of humor.
This web is woven with laughter.
Stay amazing, Spidey friend!
⚡ Thor Puns
I’m Thor-oughly amused!
Hammer-ing through the humor.
By Odin’s beard, that’s hilarious!
You’re worthy of these laughs.
Keep calm and thunder on.
Mjolnir or later, we’ll laugh again.
Thor-tally funny!
That’s Asgard as it gets.
Lightning never strikes twice — unless it’s funny!
Charged up with humor.
That’s shockingly good.
Thor’s hammer? More like Thor’s humor!
You’re electrifyingly entertaining.
Storming through laughter today.
Asgard-ian of good vibes!
Let’s Ragnarok and roll.
You’re pun-worthy, my friend.
That humor hit like a thunderbolt.
Keep your spark alive!
That was god-tier comedy.
Hammer time — for jokes!
Thunder buddies unite.
You’ve struck comedic gold.
This joke’s truly mighty.
Thor’s day should always be pun day!
🧢 Captain America Puns
Stars, stripes, and smiles!
That joke’s all-American.
Shield yourself from the boredom.
Cap it off with laughter!
I could do this all day!
Freedom never goes out of style.
That punchline deserves a salute.
Patriotically punny!
The first Avenger of laughter.
You’re Cap-tivating, truly.
Star-spangled humor ahead.
Keep your shield up and spirits higher.
Old-fashioned charm, new-age wit.
Born to serve… jokes!
Red, white, and pun!
You’re the Captain of Comedy.
Liberty never felt so funny.
This humor’s star-approved.
Stay true, stay punny.
You’ve earned your stripes in wit.
Cap-tastic delivery, soldier!
Shield of chuckles engaged.
America’s punniest hero.
You’re freedom’s funniest friend.
Keep marching toward laughter!
🧙 Doctor Strange Puns
That’s spell-tacular!
You’re mystically marvelous.
Conjuring up more laughs.
Wong way? Nope — right pun!
Open your third eye… to humor.
That’s a strange way to joke!
This line bends reality.
I’m under a humor hex!
Portal to another laugh opened!
You’re the Sorcerer Supreme of smiles.
Magic meets mirth.
Mystic arts and witty hearts.
Spellbindingly funny.
You’ve entered the multiverse of giggles.
Pun of Agamotto: always sees the best lines!
I’m under your comic spell.
You’re Strange-ly hilarious!
This humor’s other-dimensional.
Reality? Optional. Laughter? Mandatory.
Wong more pun, please!
I’m enchanted by that quip.
Sorcery level: 100.
Mystic manners, magical laughter.
Keep your humor supreme!
The Cloak of Levity approves!
🧬 X-Men Puns
That’s X-traordinary!
Mutant and proud — of my humor.
Professor Pun-X in session.
Wolverine your spirits!
Storm of laughter ahead!
Jean-ius joke detected.
Cyclops your eyes on this line!
That’s Beast-level wit.
Magneto your attention to these puns.
Mystique-ly marvelous.
The X-tent of this humor is wild!
That’s a mutation of comedy.
Telepathically sending giggles!
You’re X-actly what this team needs.
Charles laughs first, mutants later.
That’s Uncanny-level funny.
Rogue humor strikes again!
Phoenix rising… with laughter.
Beast your heart out!
That joke evolved quickly.
X-ceptional punchline.
I’m mutant about you.
Wolverine claws his way into humor.
You’re genetically hilarious.
The X-factor is strong here!
💚 Hulk Puns
Hulk smash… bad jokes!
Feeling totally smash-tastic!
Big green mood today.
That’s gamma-level humor!
You won’t like me when I’m not laughing.
Keep calm and Hulk on.
That joke packs a serious punch.
Smash the sadness — bring the fun!
I’m Incredible today.
Hulk-tivate your happy side.
That pun was strong enough to lift a car!
No rage, just chuckles.
You’re the green dream machine.
That’s smashing success right there.
Hulk out your humor!
Gamma rays of joy incoming!
Mean, green, and mirthful.
Un-smashable friendship goals.
This humor’s unstoppable.
You’re Hulking hilarious!
That was smashingly witty.
No destruction, only laughter.
The stronger the pun, the better!
That’s a Marvel-ous punchline.
Hulk say laugh, you laugh!
Guardians of the Galaxy Puns
I am Grooot-ing for you!
That was tree-mendous!
You’re out of this world.
Rocketing into laughter.
I’m hooked on a feeling… of humor!
That’s Star-Lord-level cool.
Guarding the galaxy, one pun at a time.
You’re my cosmic companion.
Let’s Groot and groove.
You’re nebula-tastic!
Drax your attention to this!
Gamora laughs per minute, please.
Space out and smile.
Infinity and beyond? Nah — we’re already punny enough!
You’re the galaxy’s brightest giggle.
Cosmic vibes only.
That joke was stellar.
Milky Way more of these, please!
Orbiting good humor right now.
That’s star-nomical!
We’re Groot together.
Planetary pun alignment achieved.
Dancing baby Groot approves!
Rocket fuel = humor.
The galaxy’s punniest guardians!
🕶️ Loki & Villain Puns
I’m Loki in love with these jokes.
That’s mischievously funny!
Trick or pun? Both!
I Loki think you’re hilarious.
Glorious purpose = glorious puns.
This humor’s pure mischief.
That’s a Loki-tastic laugh.
You’re burdened with glorious wit.
Stay cunning, my friend.
That’s Thor’s favorite brother-level humor.
Deception never sounded so good!
Low-key loving these Loki lines.
Villains need laughter too.
Evil but make it funny.
That was sin-isterly good.
The joke’s on you — literally.
That was wicked clever!
I’m laughing like an evil genius.
Plot twist: the pun wins.
That’s a Loki charm!
You’re the god of mischief and mirth.
Laughing my Asgard off!
Even villains deserve applause.
Evil never sounded so fun!
Stay punfully mischievous!
🐾 Black Panther Puns
Wakanda forever… and ever laughing!
That was claw-some.
Purr-fection achieved!
Royal vibes only.
You’re feline fine, my king.
That humor’s panther-powerful.
Cat-titude level: Vibranium.
Stay paws-itive, my friend.
That’s a meow-nificent line!
You’ve got claws for celebration.
Protecting Wakanda with wit.
That pun’s got pride!
Fur-real, that was great.
Panther you believe it?
That’s roar-some humor.
Keep your claws clean and your jokes sharp.
That’s sleek and stylish comedy.
Purr-haps the best yet.
Vibranium of good vibes only.
I’m feline super today!
A royal laugh fit for the throne.
Wakanda wonderful pun!
Stay noble, stay punny.
Claws and applause, my friend.
The king approves this joke.
🐜 Ant-Man Puns
That’s a small but mighty joke.
Tiny humor, big laughs!
You’re shrinking the boredom.
That’s ant-tastic!
Microscopic fun detected.
Don’t bug me, I’m laughing.
You’re huge in spirit.
It’s the little things that count.
That joke grew on me.
Small hero, giant pun.
Size doesn’t matter — humor does.
Feeling Quantum-funny today.
Pym-p your jokes!
Shrink, grow, laugh, repeat.
That was mini but mighty.
Ant you glad I said that?
Insects of humor, unite!
That’s molecular-level comedy.
You’re the tiniest titan of laughter.
Don’t get ant-sy now!
That’s humor that expands and contracts.
Honey, I shrunk the punchline!
You’re microscopic but magnificent.
Laughing at the speed of quantum.
That’s one small pun for Ant-kind!
💀 Deadpool Puns
Maximum effort… minimum seriousness!
That was deadly funny.
I’m breaking the fourth wall of laughter.
That joke’s weaponized comedy!
Merc with a mouth — and a mic!
You’re killing it, literally.
Sarcasm level: Wade Wilson.
I’m pun-stoppable today!
That humor’s rated “AH” — Absolutely Hilarious!
This joke regenerates laughs.
No filter, all funny.
You slayed that punchline.
Laugh till it hurts — or heals!
I’m taco-ing ‘bout good vibes.
You’re the chimichanga of comedy.
Red suit, red-hot humor.
Self-aware and self-amused.
This humor’s borderline chaotic.
You’re my fourth-wall friend.
That was murderously good.
Not your average hero — or punster!
Breaking bad jokes since forever.
Merc-ifully funny!
Maximum laugh capacity reached.
You’re Deadpool-icious!
🧤 Thanos & Infinity Puns
Perfectly balanced… like all jokes should be.
Snap out of it and laugh!
That was inevitable.
Half the humor, twice the fun.
Infinity laughs and counting.
Thanos-n’t that funny?
Gauntlet of giggles activated.
Stone-cold funny.
Reality stone says: you laughed.
Time stone says: you’ll laugh again.
Mind stone = pure humor.
Power stone puns, incoming!
Soul stone: costs one laugh.
Snap-happy humor all around.
You’re the Titan of timing.
The ultimate punchline… inevitable.
Thanos-tic delivery!
Universe-level humor.
Snap, crackle, and pun.
That joke restored balance.
Laugh like it’s the endgame.
Stone’d with laughter.
You’re my favorite Mad Titan.
That’s infinite amusement.
Keep your balance, keep your jokes!
🔥 Scarlet Witch Puns
You’re spell-bindingly funny!
That’s Wanda-ful.
Scarlet-tly magical!
Witch you were here to laugh!
Hex-cellent humor right there.
Wanda what happens next?
That’s chaotic good energy.
You’re casting comedy spells.
Visionary humor alert.
Witch better have my punchline!
You bewitched me with laughter.
That’s pure magic!
Chaos never sounded so funny.
Scarlet vibes only.
Wanda laugh with me?
Hex-traordinary delivery.
Reality rewritten with wit.
I’m spellbound!
Magic’s in the air — and the jokes!
You’re totally enchanted.
That’s a Marvel of sorcery.
Mystically amusing.
You hexed my heart with humor.
The Scarlet Witch approves.
Wanda-full till the end!
🧍 Fantastic Four Puns
That’s Fantas-tick!
Flame on — with laughter!
Invisible humor? Nope — totally clear!
Stretch your smile, like Mr. Fantastic.
Thing about jokes? They rock!
Sue me — that was funny.
Fantastic times ahead.
You’re super four-tunate to hear that.
Fire up the good vibes!
That humor’s elastic.
That’s hot — literally!
Invisible Woman-level cool.
Thing is… I can’t stop laughing.
Fantastic by nature.
That joke’s on fire.
You’re my favorite team of four.
Marvel-ously united in humor.
The Fantastic Pun!
That’s super-heroic wordplay.
Laugh harder than a Human Torch.
Thing you can handle more?
Stretching my limits for laughs!
You’re my fantastic friend.
Super and sensational!
Four-ever funny!
Daredevil Puns
That joke is blindly funny!
I’m Matt about this humor.
Justice never looked so good.
No fear, just laughter.
You’re law-some and fearless.
That’s a dare I’m willing to take.
Red suit, red-hot jokes!
Blind but not to comedy.
You’re devilishly good at this.
Lawyer up and laugh!
Punishment never felt so fun.
Stick around for more humor.
Justice served — with puns!
That’s one hell of a joke.
The man without fear, but full of flair.
I’m sensing good vibes ahead.
Pun sense tingling!
Court adjourned — it’s laughter time.
That’s righteous humor.
Dare to be funny.
Devilishly delightful!
You’ve got law and order — of giggles.
Fearless and funny.
That joke’s a knockout!
Case closed, laughter won.
🏹 Hawkeye Puns
You really nailed the target!
Arrow-dynamic humor.
That joke hit bullseye!
You’re sharp-shootingly funny.
No quiver, just laughs.
Stay on point, my friend.
Aim high, pun higher.
That’s an archery of humor.
You’ve got great aim and timing.
Right on the mark!
No misses, only hits.
You’re point-blank hilarious.
Straight to the funny bone.
You’ve drawn your best line yet!
Bow down to the archer of humor.
Laughs incoming — target locked.
Arrow you doing? Great, I hope!
Precision pun delivery.
You’ve got perfect comedic form.
That was target-practice perfect.
Keep your bow steady.
Aim for joy, always.
Arrow-solutely great joke.
Hawkeye’d be lying if I said that wasn’t funny.
Stay sharp, hero!
🕶️ Nick Fury Puns
I’ve got my eye on you!
That joke was classified funny.
Fury-ously hilarious!
Director of S.H.I.E.L.D. and humor.
You’re the mastermind of mirth.
That quip deserves top clearance.
Keep your eye on the funny prize.
Serious face, funny soul.
Fury-ous laughter incoming!
That was top-secret humor.
You’re the agent of amusement.
Classified giggles only.
One eye, endless humor.
That’s strategic wit!
S.H.I.E.L.D. yourself from boredom.
You’re in the humor initiative now.
Assemble… the jokes!
Mission: laugh accomplished.
I’m not mad — I’m Fury-ous with joy!
Spy-der sense of humor!
Agent of smiles reporting.
That’s highly confidential laughter.
Director-level delivery.
You’ve got Marvel authority in comedy.
Fury approves this message!
🦅 Falcon & Winter Soldier Puns
Flying high on good vibes!
That’s wing-tastic!
You’re soaring with humor.
Captain’s got a new wingman!
Falcon amazing, my friend.
That was sky-high funny.
Winter’s coming — but jokes are hot!
Stay chill, soldier.
That humor’s frosty fresh.
You’re snow joke, Bucky!
I’m Falcon for your wit.
Metal arm, solid humor.
That’s icy perfection.
You’re my favorite dynamic duo.
Chillingly good wordplay.
Falcon your way to laughter.
Frozen in time but laughing in rhyme.
Wing it and win it!
That’s heroic-level banter.
Keep flying toward fun.
You’re snow much fun!
Captain vibes achieved.
That’s the cool way to do it.
I’m buck-ing with laughter.
Wingmen forever!
💘 Marvel Love Puns
You’re my Iron heart.
I’m stuck in your web of love.
You make my heart go supernova.
Our chemistry is cosmic.
You’re my endgame.
Thor-ever and always.
You’ve got me spellbound.
I’m Groot-ing for us.
We’re perfectly matched — like Cap and his shield.
You’re my Marvel-ous other half.
Infinity love and beyond.
I’m falling for you — no parachute needed.
Love, assemble!
You make my heart Stark glowing.
Wakanda forever — and for us too.
You’re my Spidey-soulmate.
Our love is unbreakable, like Vibranium.
We’re Loki made for each other.
I’d snap half the universe for you.
You’re my Vision of perfection.
Let’s stay in perfect harmony.
My love for you is unstoppable.
You’re my favorite Avenger of affection.
Together we’re Marvel-ous.
Love with great power and even greater puns!
🎄 Marvel Holiday Puns
Have a Hulk-smash Christmas!
Sleigh the bad guys, hero.
Wakanda wonderful season!
Iron up the Christmas lights!
Web your holidays be bright.
Tis the season to assemble.
Falcon around the Christmas tree.
All I want for Christmas is Thor!
Guardians of the Festivities.
Have a Loki little Christmas.
Santa snapped half my gifts!
Feeling Frosty, not Frost Giant-y.
Hulk the Halls!
Make it a Vibranium New Year.
You’re my gift of Marvel.
Jingle all the way to Wakanda.
Happy Holidays, heroes!
May your year be Infinity bright.
Tinsel and Tony.
Spidey bells, Spidey bells!
Deck the halls with shield and hammer.
‘Twas the night before Endgame.
Avengers Sleigh-nsemble!
Have a heroic holiday!
Wishing you a Marvel-ous New Year!
🎤 FAQs
Q1: What are Marvel puns?
Marvel puns are wordplays based on your favorite superheroes, movies, and quotes from the Marvel Universe. They add a heroic twist to everyday humor!
Q2: Can I use these Marvel puns for captions or bios?
Absolutely! They’re perfect for Instagram posts, memes, cosplay captions, or Marvel-themed parties.
Q3: Are these puns clean and family-friendly?
Yes — every single pun here is safe, clever, and fun for all ages of Marvel fans.
Q4: Can I share these on my Marvel meme page or website?
Definitely! Just make sure to credit your pun-source if you repost the full list.
Q5: What’s the best way to use Marvel puns in conversation?
Sneak them in during debates about your favorite heroes — it’s the funniest way to lighten the Infinity tension!
🎬 Conclusion
And that’s a wrap, true believer! 🎥✨
From Stark sarcasm to Hulk-sized humor, this 500+ Marvel Puns & Jokes list proves laughter really is the ultimate superpower. Whether you’re saving the world or just scrolling memes, these one-liners keep your spirits high and your mood heroic.
So keep your humor sharp, your cape ironed, and your puns Marvel-ous — because when life gets serious…
💥 Avengers, Assemble the Laughs! 💥
